Thursday, September 15, 2005

Laws of Projects and Teams

Law 1 : The good looking babes always join the other projects.

Law 2 a : Your project is always an ALL - MALE team.

COROLLARY

Law 2 b : The female joining your project is always very bad looking.

Law 3 : A Good looking girl joins that project which already has the
maximum number of good looking girls.

Law 4 : Do not make the mistake of calling any girl in your project
bad looking; because if and when the new girls joins, you start
repenting your previous statement, start calling the previous one good
looking, your tension increases and you lose your sleep and hair.

Law 5 : Bad looking girls do not come singly; they come in pairs.

Law 6 : And in the remote case that a good looking girl does join your project the following scenarios are likely:
-She is married
-She is engaged
-She has a boyfriend
-She is not that "type"

Law 7 : Do not think that you are the most frustrated person in the
project; there is always some one more frustrated than you.

P.S.: The content of this post was forwarded to me by Shantanu Goel.

6 comments:

Vijay Krishna said...

Good one. I'm copying this over to my blog :-)

KG said...

The Eternal Law: Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. You must see at "right angles"! ;)

Shankar Sridhar said...

eppo da ezhuthina? naan unnoda sunday pesina piraga?!? auuuuuuu

Vijay Krishna said...

Makkale, the laws don't apply to Shankar... auuuuuuu... ooooowwwwwwwwwwww

Selva said...

I guess it applies to shankar of late!! auuuu

airanand said...

ahaa.. enna oru set of laws..

feeling the heat eh??!!